“Rushing for a blowj*b rather gets a DUI” Charles Barkley was hilariously busted in the ‘FUNNIEST’ police report of all-time
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Charles Barkley never shies away from a stiff competition, whether it is a verbal banter with Shaquille O’Neal or on-court battle with Michael Jordan. Just like his competitive natures, one thing which hasn’t changed for Barkley is his humorous side and in 2008 the Hall of Famer was reportedly busted for the ‘Funniest’ reason of all-time.
To those who are not aware, Charles Barkley was one of the highest earning NBA players during his day. Even after his retirement, he managed to secure himself a fortune by working in the most hysterical talk-shows – NBA on TNT. Having earned a big pay-check, Barkley surely knew how to use it, but on one particular occasion, he seemed to be in a bit of rush only because he wanted to get oral s*x.
Why was Charles Barkley busted in 2008?
So, to turn back the history pages, Charles Barkley was stopped by the police officers in 2008 and when asked about the reason, he surely left them in splits. As soon he was caught, Barkley told cops he ran a stop sign because he was rushing to “get some oral s*x”. According to the officer who wrote the report.
“He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”
The officer continued, “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did, he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.
“I’ll tattoo my name on your a**” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.”
Realising that he phrased it all wrong, he corrected himself while laughing. According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my a**’ and then laughed again.”
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