“The ultimate transgression” Former NFL LB Channing Crowder admits to breaking a cardinal rule by speaking in a urinal
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Some unwritten rules are followed by every man without question and argument. One of those rules is not speaking to the person standing next to you in a urinal.
Former NFL LB Channing Crowder did the impossible by breaking the rule of speaking to a person standing next to you in a urinal and gladly confessed it without any remorse.
Every man knows the basic etiquette of using a public urinal like leaving the booth next to you empty and never speaking to a person standing next to you, even if he is a friend i.e “Thou shalt not talketh to thy neighbour.”
Channing Crowder works on a different level than other men. He laughs at the rules made by society and lives his life on his terms. In a conversation with YouTuber Jay Hill, Crowder gladly revealed that he always speaks to the person standing next to him and he believes that is an alpha male tactic.
I don’t know where Channing Crowder is learning his alpha male tactics, but talking to another random guy in a urinal is not alpha male, it’s downright disgusting and toxic.
A man should be focused on his own business during these encounters and not indulge in any talk or discussion as it can be rude towards the other person and also really disturbing and creepy.
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“That’s some bull**-t, man”: YouTuber Jay Hill reacts to the weird animal planet analogy by Channing Crowder
Channing Crowder made a bold claim of speaking to the person standing next to him in a urinal and the former Dolphins LB tried to back up his transgression with a weird analogy.
Crowder explained that it was an alpha male tactic and compared himself to a lion. Channing Crowder stated that lions are never seen together as they have different territories so if there is a lion who is comfortable talking to other people when they are uncomfortable makes his alpha. We don’t know if it makes him alpha or not, but it certainly makes him weird.
“When was the last time you saw four or five male lions sitting around in the same area?” Crowder asked. “It doesn’t happen because they’ve got territories.”
“The thing that makes this shit run is when you got an alpha male — you got a lion — that can sit and talk another lion and just be comfortable with it.”
Channing Crowder really has some great metaphors and analogies but YouTuber Jay Hill couldn’t accept it like the rest of us and just said “That’s some bullsh-t, man.”
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