Joe Rogan has an incredible analogy to describe what it feels like getting a handj*b in place of a blowj*b
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Joe Rogan describes what it feels like to receive a handj*b
Joe Rogan may have now subsided his comedy career to an extent in lieu of other lucrative opportunities. However, there was a time before the marijuana and fighting, when Rogan effortlessly displayed he was a natural at delivering crass jokes on the mic.
Though not on the level of Carlin or Pryor, Rogan had his own flare when it came to comedy, a key reason behind his securing multiple lucrative jobs including his gig as the iconic Fear Factor Guy. A great example of this can be seen in Rogan’s bit about blowj*bs.
Talking about girls who refuse to participate in oral sex, Rogan said, “The girls that didn’t do it would offer substitutions, they’ll say, ‘No I don’t do that, but I’ll do it with my hand’, like no, that’s my f*** sport, what do you mean you’ll do it with your hand? “ Rogan then went on to say that he mastered the art of self-pleasuring and didn’t need a hand in that realm.
“That’s one of the most uncoordinated experiences of a guy’s life”, said Rogan describing what it felt like to receive hand jobs saying he had, “10 years experience on the job “ He then went on to provide a great analogy for the same, comparing it to the experience of brushing with your left hand.
“With your right hand you’re a wizard, you got that fast twitch muscle thing happening, you know where every tooth is, “ said Rogan as he performed an animated impression of brushing his teeth. “That left hand is just f**** palsy, you can’t get a rhythm going, you’re stabbing yourself”, said Rogan to uproarious laughter.
What Happen to Joe Rogan’s Stand-up career?
Rogan has had 10 standup specials to his name, with the most recent one coming in 2018 as a part of his deal with Netflix. His comedy career has severely subsided since the pandemic, with him doing exclusive stadium/arena tours with fellow acclaimed comics.
Moreover, since the Spotify deal for licensing rights to the JRE,Joe Rogan has taken a step back from comedy. His most recent special, Strange Times dealt with topics such as weed legalization, cancel culture, and strange animal facts.
This has been a noticeable shift in Rogan’s comedy from his early days where he approached comedy more through the lens of crass sociology. The recent shift towards a more political line of stand up have impressed a few but also turned away the older fans of his content
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